TUTTLE
Inspired by the Swift-Tuttle asteroid—aka the badass behind the Perseid meteor shower—TUTTLE isn’t just a planter; it’s a cosmic flex. Handcrafted from concrete and lava rock, this 18cm sphere is as raw and rugged as it gets. It doesn’t sit quietly on your shelf; it dominates. Cool, understated, and just a little intimidating—TUTTLE is basically the planter equivalent of, “Yeah, I’m cooler than you, but I’m not gonna say it out loud.”
At its core? The Madagascar Jewel, your ultimate no-drama plant. Think of it as the chill, flirty sidekick to TUTTLE’s dark energy. Sure, it’s technically a succulent, but it’s not a primadonna—it thrives in medium to bright light, forgives a little overwatering, and occasionally surprises you with quirky blooms. Resilient, adaptable, and easy as hell to care for—it’s the kind of plant you actually want in your life.
Together, they’re a power couple: a cosmic masterpiece paired with a plant that’s impossible to kill (well, almost).
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What You’re Getting (aka The Box of Cosmic Cool):
TUTTLE Planter Sphere: 18cm of handcrafted concrete and lava rock perfection, textured and unapologetically bold
Madagascar Jewel Plant: Low-maintenance, quirky, and tough as hell—because your plants should work for you, not the other way around
Stability Tray: Keeps your TUTTLE steady and spill-free, even if your cat thinks it’s a bowling ball
“Leave It the Fuck Alone” eBook: The no-BS plant care guide for people who love plants but suck at taking care of them (we don’t judge)
Minimalist Pothos Poster: A sleek, frame-worthy plant infographic that doubles as wall art. Functional AND sexy
Why You Need It (Or Why It’s the Ultimate Gift):
The TUTTLE isn’t just a planter—it’s a vibe. It’s for the person who knows that cool doesn’t have to be complicated. Whether it’s sitting on your desk, anchoring your living room, or lurking in your “I need space to think” corner, TUTTLE is proof that style can be effortless.
Pair it with the eBook and poster, and it’s the ultimate gift for someone who deserves something bold, beautiful, and stupidly easy to care for. No guilt, no work—just instant cosmic energy with a side of greenery.
Get your TUTTLE now and let the universe take root.