Leave it the Fuck Alone: A plant care guide
Paperback
Most plant books tell you what to do. Water this much. Use this soil. Put it here. Blah, blah, blah. But here’s the problem—your plants don’t live in a textbook.
Your home, your light, your air, your vibe—it’s all different. What works for one person will kill another’s plant. That’s why this book doesn’t just tell you what to do. It teaches you how to think.
What’s Inside?
No generic, one-size-fits-all advice. Because that’s useless
A simple framework to understand any plant in any space. So you always know what to do
Honest plant wisdom. Fast, fun, and actually useful
The secret to growing bigger, healthier plants—without overcomplicating it
Plants don’t need constant care. They need you to get out of their way.
This book will retrain your brain to stop overthinking and start growing.
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