NEOWIESE
Meet NEOWISE, a planter inspired by the cosmic wanderlust of the newly discovered comet. This isn’t just a home for your plant—it’s a miniature, hand-sculpted world made from concrete and lava rock, designed to bring some serious celestial energy into your home. Think of it as the chic lovechild of space and earth.
Inside? The Star Green Granite, your new low-maintenance, otherworldly roommate. She’s lush, sculptural, and pretty much impossible to kill (unless you try really, really hard). Just park her in bright, indirect light, let the soil dry out between drinks, and watch her thrive like a star that never burns out.
Why NEOWISE is the Space Babe Your Home Needs:
14cm Cosmic Coolness: Bold enough to make a statement, compact enough for your desk, shelf, or that sad corner in need of a vibe check
The Planter: Handcrafted from concrete and lava rock, it feels like it came straight from an asteroid—and it’s built to last
Mesh Drainage Hole: Keeps the roots happy and your mess minimal
Stability Tray: Ensures your little slice of the universe doesn’t wobble off orbit
Extras to Sweeten the Deal:
"Leave It the Fuck Alone" (eBook): A plant-care guide for people who’d rather Netflix than micromanage leaves
Plant Infograph Poster #1 – Pothos Edition: Minimalist, aesthetic care advice for your next green buddy
NEOWISE is more than a planter—it’s your daily reminder that even the smallest piece of the cosmos can be badass. Add it to your space, gift it to a friend, or keep hoarding all the celestial vibes for yourself. Either way, this is how you level up your home game.