NEOWIESE
Say hello to NEOWISE, the celestial centerpiece your home didn’t know it needed. Inspired by the cosmic wanderlust of the newly discovered comet, this handcrafted planter is a love letter to the stars—made from concrete and lava rock to bring a little slice of the universe into your space. This isn’t just a planter; it’s a tiny planet sculpted by hand, radiating serious interstellar energy.
And at its heart? The Star Green Granite, your otherworldly plant BFF. Lush, sculptural, and practically indestructible (unless you really try to mess it up), this low-maintenance beauty thrives on the kind of care schedule that fits your chaotic life. Bright, indirect light? Check. Letting the soil dry out between watering? Easy. Dead? Never.
Together, NEOWISE and the Star Green Granite are the cosmic power duo your desk, shelf, or sad corner has been waiting for.
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Why NEOWISE Is the Space Babe Your Home Deserves:
14cm of Cosmic Coolness: Big enough to turn heads, compact enough to elevate your desk, shelf, or that sad, neglected corner screaming for a vibe check
The Plant: The Star Green Granite—lush, sculptural, and built to survive almost anything (including your occasional neglect)
Stability Tray: Because your little slice of the cosmos deserves to stay put—even when your cat or gravity has other plans
Extras to Sweeten the Deal:
“Leave It the Fuck Alone” eBook: The ultimate no-BS guide to plant parenting for people who love their plants but love their Netflix time more.
Minimalist Plant Infograph Poster (Pothos Edition): Half care advice, half modern wall art—because why shouldn’t your cheat sheet look sexy?
Why You Need NEOWISE:
NEOWISE isn’t just a planter—it’s a vibe with gravitational pull. It’s a miniature cosmic masterpiece that turns even the smallest space into a statement. Whether it’s for you or the friend who could use a little celestial magic, NEOWISE delivers.
Bold, otherworldly, and impossible to ignore—this is how you bring the stars home and level up your plant game in the process.
Add NEOWISE to your orbit now and claim your own piece of the universe.