KEPLER
Born from the stars, crafted for your space.
The Kepler Sphere isn’t just a planter—it’s a tribute to the cosmic perfection of the universe. Named after the revolutionary astronomer Johannes Kepler, this handcrafted piece mirrors the harmony of planetary motion: balanced, bold, and impossibly beautiful.
Kepler blurs the line between art and function with its flawless, spherical design and raw, tactile finish. This is more than a place for your plants—it’s a quiet rebellion against clutter and chaos. A centerpiece that demands attention without shouting for it.
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Every detail of the Kepler is intentional. Its smooth matte surface and minimalist silhouette are designed to hold not just plants, but the story of something greater—a nod to the infinite possibilities of space and time. Whether it’s grounding your living room or giving your workspace a cosmic edge, the Kepler Sphere transforms any environment into an orbit of calm and creativity.
Material: Sustainably crafted composite, smooth as stardust and durable enough to stand the test of time
Finish: Matte charcoal gray—timeless hues inspired by the void of space
Place it where it feels right. Add a plant—or don’t. Kepler doesn’t just hold life; it amplifies it.
What you are getting :
The sphere : A 18cm sphere planter
Stability Tray: Minimalist, subtle, and strong enough to keep chaos in check
“Leave It the Fuck Alone” eBook: The no-BS plant care guide for people who love plants but suck at taking care of them (we don’t judge)
Minimalist Pothos ePoster: A sleek, frame-worthy plant infographic that doubles as wall art or phone screen saver. Functional AND sexy
This isn’t just a planter. It’s your daily reminder to leave the noise behind, embrace the beauty of simplicity, and find balance in your orbit.
Bring Kepler home and let the universe take root.