NEOWISE: The Cosmic Planter That Started With a Wild Berlin Misadventure
It All Began With the MOREHOUSE Sphere
Two years ago, I created the MOREHOUSE Sphere. Moss green, smooth as sin, textured just enough to catch the light like it’s alive. I made it for a photoshoot, a perfect prop for a bold interior design spread.
When the shoot was done, the sphere came home with me. And there it sat on my shelf, empty and slightly judgmental. It looked like a tiny, green planet waiting for a purpose. I didn’t know it yet, but the universe was about to provide.
The Day I Found the Plant (or Did It Find Me?)
The very next day, I found myself wandering aimlessly through Wilmersdorf/Halensee. Not exactly Berlin’s trendiest area—no hipster coffee shops or vegan brunch spots here. Just quiet streets, forgotten corners, and the occasional weird gem.
That’s when I stumbled upon an antique store. And let me tell you, this place was pure chaos. Dusty books stacked to the ceiling. Porcelain teacups teetering on the edge of collapse. Paintings with unsettling eyes that seemed to follow you. And in the corner? A pile of plants shoved into plastic tubs, like they were waiting for someone to rescue them.
Behind the counter sat an old man. Wild-eyed, slightly hunched over, reading a Wonder Woman comic in German. And there it was—the plant that stopped me in my tracks.
Cosmic Alignment: The Birth of NEOWISE
I carried the plant home on the U-Bahn, half-expecting it to start glowing. When I got it back to my apartment, I stared at it for a while, unsure what to do next. Then I remembered the MOREHOUSE Sphere sitting on my shelf, empty and waiting.
The second I placed the plant into the sphere, it was like the universe clicked into place. Cosmic alignment.
Inspired by the newly discovered comet NEOWISE—a celestial wanderer that lit up the sky with its bold, otherworldly beauty—I knew I had something special. A tiny, green planet with gravitational pull. NEOWISE was born.
Why NEOWISE Is a Cosmic Power Move for Your Space
This isn’t just a planter. It’s a vibe. A centerpiece. A reminder that even the most random, chaotic moments can turn into something extraordinary.
Here’s why NEOWISE deserves a spot in your home:
1. Handcrafted Design
Each NEOWISE planter is made from concrete and lava rock. The raw textures, moss green finish, and smooth curves give it the look of a tiny planet pulled straight from the cosmos. It’s bold, earthy, and unapologetically unique—perfect for anyone who refuses to settle for boring décor.
2. The Star Green Granite Plant
Let’s talk about the real star of the show: the plant. The Star Green Granite is a sculptural, resilient beauty that thrives on minimal care. Think of it as the botanical equivalent of a badass sci-fi hero—strong, low-maintenance, and effortlessly cool.
Light: Loves bright, indirect light.
Watering: Let the soil dry out between waterings. It’s practically indestructible.
Drama: None. This plant forgives your neglect and still looks amazing.
3. Stability Tray
Because we know life happens. Whether it’s your cat knocking things over or a clumsy moment of your own, the NEOWISE planter stays put, safe and sound.
4. Thoughtful Extras
We don’t stop at just a planter and plant. NEOWISE comes with a little extra love:
“Leave It the F** Alone” eBook*: A no-BS guide to plant parenting for people who love their plants but also love their Netflix time.
Minimalist Plant Infographic Poster: Care tips disguised as modern wall art, because why shouldn’t your cheat sheet look sexy?
