LOVEJOY
Inspired by the rebellious Kreutz sungrazer comet Lovejoy (yeah, that’s a real thing), this planter is pure cosmic badassery. Rugged, raw, and radiating untamed energy, the LOVEJOY Sphere looks like it crash-landed on Earth just to make your space cooler. This isn’t just a planter—it’s a tribute to wild beauty, a bold centerpiece for people who don’t do boring, and a handcrafted monument to everything edgy and extraordinary.
Made from a mix of concrete and lava rock (yep, literal Earth guts), every LOVEJOY is one-of-a-kind—textured, rocky, and unapologetically raw. It’s not just holding your plants; it’s anchoring your vibe.
Choose your size—small, medium, or large— because size does matter (at least when it comes to statement pieces).
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What’s Inside This Cosmic Package (aka The Stuff That’ll Make You Obsessed):
LOVEJOY Sphere Planter: A handcrafted, textured masterpiece inspired by the chaotic beauty of comets. It’s bold, sculptural, and designed to steal the spotlight
Drip Tray: Because you’re not a messy b*tch, and water stains are not the vibe
Pothos Plant Infograph e-Poster: A minimalist, frame-worthy cheat sheet for growing the OG low-maintenance plant. Effortless style meets effortless care
Why LOVEJOY Is the Rebel Your Space Needs:
The LOVEJOY isn’t just another pretty planter—it’s a statement. It’s for people who love things raw, imperfect, and unapologetically wild. Every piece is handmade with love, sweat, and maybe a little profanity, which means no two are exactly alike. That also means it might take up to 3 weeks to create your custom masterpiece (but hey, perfection takes time, baby).
If you’re the type who demands instant gratification, this probably isn’t for you. But if you’re into timeless, handcrafted art that’s worth the wait, then LOVEJOY is your soulmate.
Why You Need LOVEJOY:
Because your space deserves more than basic planters. The LOVEJOY Sphere doesn’t just hold plants—it transforms them into art. It’s textured, raw, and totally badass, like it’s been ripped straight from the cosmos and dropped into your home.
Add LOVEJOY to your orbit and let your space radiate wild, untamed energy.