Inspired by the sultry, mysterious vibes of Comet C/2018 N2 (ASASSN), this planter isn’t just a home for your plant—it’s a damn spectacle. Handcrafted from concrete and lava rock, ASASSN is all broody dark tones streaked with shimmering clouds of golden copper, like a nebula caught in stone. But here’s where shit gets cosmic: as time passes, those golden highlights naturally oxidize into a lush, verdant green. Translation? Your planter literally ages like fine wine—better, richer, sexier. ASASSN is not here to blend in. It’s built for the spotlight, for spaces that deserve drama and evolution. Every day it shifts, deepens, and reminds you that time doesn’t take away beauty—it amplifies it.

What You’re Getting:

- ASASSN Sphere Planter: No two are alike because perfection is boring. (Check the size guide to pick your poison.)

- Stability Tray: Keeps your ASASSN steady as it struts through its glow-up phase

- Pothos Infographic Poster: Because pothos is the Beyoncé of low-maintenance plants—resilient, timeless, and effortlessly iconic

*Every ASASSN planter takes up to three weeks to complete (but let’s be real, I usually hustle it out in one). Why? Because good things take time. This isn’t Amazon Prime, and we don’t cut corners. If you want a planter that evolves, ages, and grows as beautifully as your favorite bottle of whiskey, ASASSN is worth every second of the wait.